A guy placed an ad on a Local Affairs website:
"I have two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl,
both box seats. I paid $2500 for each ticket,
but I didn't realize last year when I bought
them that it was going to be on the same
day as my wedding. I am looking for
someone to take my place. The wedding
is at St. Thomas Church, Providence at 3pm.
Her name is Amanda. She's 5'6", about
130 lbs. She is a good cook, too. She'll be
the one in the white dress."